19/17

she said not to doxx yourself

okay google tells me that's a character from Star Trek, so I got to give that a Swirlie/Shoved into a locker

I unfortunately do know about homestuck.

I know you're all communists but you should still be wary of giant red flags out of ten

i know nothing about homestuck and i'm going to choose to keep it this way

irefuse/10

Pine

there's a lot of those outside of my house. Weird name but I like trees. 8/10

Pleather

oh that is perfect, if not something I've heard to be terrible for the environment. 9.8/10

for a slightly different scent you could try Cedar; I never knew one personally but it was chosen name of Cedar Paul who was a communist trans lator (not a trans girl).

26+6/32

everyone else on earth should just get rid of their names, they all suck compared to this one. perfect/10

nevermind this is 5 names, hang on

fartina

13/10

Jennifer

I know a trans girl named Jennifer IRL so I'm a bit worried she might see this and judge me for it. It's decent though, 8/10

Tuberculosis

perfect. 14/10

Lauren

why the n? Laura is good, Laurel would be really pretty, by Lauren? eh, not doing it for me. 3.3/10

Smedley

11/10

10/10

all three are 9/10

I can only rate that name in an incomprehensible alien script i can't read, but it roughly translates to a 9/10

Alice, Zoe

If your name is Alice, Emily, or Zoe, I immediately think you're a trans woman and even if I know better then I will continue assuming you're trans. They're good names but like, come on, there are other ones too. 4/10

Luna

Very trans femme coded name as well, but possibly a good NB name. Unfortunately, the moon sucks, I hate it, and Dr. Eggman pissed on it. 2/10

Elle

Actually this one is really cute, I like monosyllabic names too. 9.2/10

Chloe

Oooh, that's a good one. 8/10, or 7/10 if you spell it with the umlaut. Fuck umlauts

Kara

Never heard of that one but I like it. 7.759/10

over the counter allergy med ass name

9/10

Avery

I've only known one girl ever named Avery and she was cis but also a lesbian. Good name, 8/10

Sydney

Sydney was the name of my cat when I was a very young child so if you're named Sydney you're a cat to me. If not a cat, my mind will jump to that city in Australia. Not bad but my mind is too rotten to look at it right. 6/10

Felicity

idk why but my mind has never quite looked at that name right either. It keeps making me think "cat" because it's too close to "feline" i guess. 7.19/10

these are highly subjective, precocious and random ratings but i'm mostly just doing this to shitpost here

Is that one name or is it three?

24/10

ARE YOU BLANCHIN

GIRL I'M BLANCHIN

I LIVE UP IN A MANSION

12/10

9/10

Candice name get a 10/10 rating? yes it can

Spelling is cute but that's up there with Alice/Emily/Zoe in terms of overdone trans girl names. 5/10

one I haven't heard before. Not super sure about it though, 6/10

One letter away from Ash Ra (Tempel) great if you are into the krautrock

13/10. Very good hampter

10/10, 12/10, and 10/10

Zephyr

sounds more like a trans masc name tbh. Not a fan, 3/10

Rio

my knowledge of world cities means that i keep thinking of that one city in brazil, idk, this one either feels really weak or something i could grow fond of. 2-7/10

Gwendolyn

Classic. 8/10

Eleanor

no normally I don't go over a 10 for anything but joke answer but god DAMN that is a beautiful, classy trans girl name. 12/10, absolutely perfect, I LOVE it

you can just rename yourself even if you aren't "swapping".

Iver is p good trans masc name, yeah. 8.725/10

Quinn. Idk I really feel like I have something to say about it beyond "it's pretty good" but I don't. 8/10

p good, yeah. 7/10

8/10

I like both, they're good, I don't have a ton to say about either. 8.5/10

Good name but usually I go for Haley instead. Don't think I've ever done a run where I date Leah

9 purple star melons/10 golden pumpkins

honestly never was a fan. Unless you want to name yourself after a month no one names themselves out there

3/10, unless your name is February, then 9/10

Not a fan of V names myself but this one is pretty good. 7/10

joe mama

perfect. no notes. 10/10

Oooh, that one is good. 9/10

mei like in huamei which is

Lenore

Yeah I like it. 8.9999/10

Mira

8/10

Having but not :beanessa: is not okay

Cringelina

10/10

Wilma

8/10

Fran

9/10

Bananas Jodie Foster

Ronald Reagan Getting Shot/10

Alder

eh, not a huge fan. 6/10. 8/10 for a trans masc tbh

Beanessa

14/10

Juliet

I'm a bit more fond of Julia but this one is still good. 8/10

Emily

Kind of tossed between "very overused trans femme name" and "the classics are a classic for a reason, dammit". 7.75/10

Emilia

I feel like this one should be spelled "Amelia". 3/10

Emma

Short, sweet, two syllables and nearly palindromic. 8/10

Eva

can't look at that without thinking about Hitler's wife. 2/10

Ella

uhhh... idk. 6/10

Echo

this one gives me some he/they vibes, but I'll give it a 7/10... 7/10... 7/10

it's got some power to it. 9/10

oh NOW we're cooking. 14/10

Lucille

7.8/10, too much water

Élise

turn that 6/10 into an 8/10 by dropping the diacritic

Katerina

8/10

Anastasia

I feel like it's objectively a pretty name but I'm just not a huge fan of it on the extremely baseless criteria of "fails the vibe check". 5/10

Sylvie

again, one of those names of someone I know IRL so I feel pressured in rating. I like it though, 8.5/10

Not a huge fan of flower names, but Lilith isn't bad, if not a bit overdone

5/10 and 6.8/10 respectively