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1.9yr
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Huh?

source but it explains nothing

hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 1.9yr

You still feel like shit but your sneezes are appropriately masculine/feminine

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citrussy_capybara [ze/hir] - 1.9yr

allergy and parasite immune responses overlap, and people can get allergy relief by being intentionally infected with more benign parasites. in this case, they use parasites with secondary effects that are gender affirming. for example, brain parasites that increase aggression/libido/testosterone for trans men vs something like a tapeworm for trans women that can make them weakened/delicate/smaller, all while alleviating allergy symptoms.
:::spoiler source
made-it-the-fuck-up
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kristina [she/her] - 1.9yr

getting worm eggs injected into my tits. i want gender affirming worm tits

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MaxOS [he/him] - 1.9yr

Epi Pen with tactical grip

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thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her] - 1.9yr

man size tissues for your man flu

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EllenKelly [comrade/them] - 1.9yr

Power Ranger tampons when?

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Speaker [e/em/eir] - 1.9yr

There's some kind of "allergic to pussy" joke to be made here, but I haven't managed to work out anything that sizzles.

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