I want to get pussy, but I'm too broke for the surgery
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SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them] - 2.0yr
Fellas, is it gay to want to be intimate with a partner of the opposite sex?
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casmael @lemm.ee - 2.0yr
Absolutely - it’s extremely super gay to want that, the straightest thing you could do would be to fantasise sexually about members ;) of the same sex because that’s the rugged independent conservative thing to do, and everyone knows conservatives are rugged frontiersmen who are absolutely definitely 100% straight and totally not gay, which is why they regularly get super close and intimate with one another, to promote that kind of rugged, independent frontiersmanship and what have you.
4
Cowbee [he/him, they/them] - 2.0yr
Horsehoe theory is real, just not how it was intended
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miz [any, any] - 2.0yr
::: spoiler not sure if this is anything yet might need some workshopping
Wokeback Mountain
:::
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Cowbee [he/him, they/them] - 2.0yr
They turned MY gay cowboys WOKE?!
Also, was certain you were going to write Gayshoe Theory, lol
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Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any] - 2.0yr
men who vote women transition into women
God I wish, I'd actually vote
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iridaniotter [she/her] - 2.0yr
More evidence for my theory that in the future the gender binary will evolve into incel and transgender
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Black_Mald_Futures [any] - 2.0yr
The two genders will be "transgender" and "political"
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Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them] - 2.0yr
You see, men who vote for women turn into women. Women who vote for men turn into tradwives. Men who vote for men turn into cowboys. Women who vote for women turn into lesbians. Cowboys who vote for women turn into men. Lesbians who vote for men turn back into women, unless they're voting for other lesbians in which case they
Hey where are you going? There's a lot more to this!
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Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem] - 2.0yr
Fullmetal Electoralist
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yoink [she/her] - 2.0yr
If one wishes to obtain a gender, a gender of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all electoralism.
13
queermunist she/her - 2.0yr
The average adult human body is comprised of Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and fifteen other genders in trace amounts.
9
LocalOaf [they/them, she/her] - 2.0yr
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Shinhoshi @lemmygrad.ml - 2.0yr
There’s a lot more to this!
Inquiring minds need to know
7
SexUnderSocialism [she/her] - 2.0yr
But I thought men couldn't become women?
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Abracadaniel [he/him] - 2.0yr
lmao they called the zoom call a struggle session. this was bizarre to listen to.
32
Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, it/its] - 2.0yr
Did one of us infiltrate the call or is that person learning of the great proletarian cultural revolution of China's superstructure?
26
asante [comrade/them] - 2.0yr
new HRT just dropped
29
Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] - 2.0yr
VRT -
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kristina [she/her] - 2.0yr
4
kristina [she/her] - 2.0yr
25
RyanGosling [none/use name] - 2.0yr
It’s all just for show. His mom once called into his show and started tut tutting him for being rude on television and how she likes Biden. He just awkwardly chuckles and tries to assure his mom everything is okay. At the end they both end the call on good terms and she wishes everyone gets along lol. The brain of white american voters.
4
doublepepperoni [none/use name] - 2.0yr
I'm surprised a Fox News host would actually say "transitions into a woman" instead of something horribly insensitive
23
Redcuban1959 [any] - 2.0yr
Fox is trying to get people to vote for Kamala now?
22
Barabas - 2.0yr
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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him] - 2.0yr
weird
17
P1d40n3 [he/him] - 2.0yr
Good news trans friends! According to faux news, you don't need medication! Just vote!
17
Mousy [she/her, they/them] - 2.0yr
When people are talking about the button they're talking about the button that votes for kamala harris
15
citrussy_capybara [ze/hir] - 2.0yr
the Claudia De La Cruz & Karina Garcia button gets twice the results twice as fast
9
FlakesBongler [they/them] - 2.0yr
Is this the guy they were calling "The Conservative Jon Stewart"?
11
SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2.0yr
It's good they got another moron to fill in for Cucker Carlson.
11
AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her] - 2.0yr
Cucker Tarlson is amazing, thanks for this
5
Ishmael [he/him] - 2.0yr
Funny thing is, Jesses Waters originally got a hosting job after Bill O'Reilly got fired.
4
egg1918 [she/her] - 2.0yr
FUCK I have to vote for Kamala now, sorry y'all
10
windowlicker [she/her] - 2.0yr
all of that time spent trying to get an appointment for HRT and that’s all i could have done??? fuck. thanks for saying it NOW….
8
LaughingLion [any, any] - 2.0yr
"you wanna call me a weird freak well ill show you how much of a weird freak i can be"
7
Zvyozdochka [she/her, pup/pup's] - 2.0yr
Well, I don't make the rules. I guess I'm voting for Kamala now.
Shinhoshi in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
FOX host: "when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman"
https://www.mediamatters.org/jesse-watters/jesse-watters-says-men-who-support-kamala-harris-have-mommy-issuesIf only it was that easy :wail:
ummm, it's actually gay to get pussy
I want to get pussy, but I'm too broke for the surgery
Fellas, is it gay to want to be intimate with a partner of the opposite sex?
Absolutely - it’s extremely super gay to want that, the straightest thing you could do would be to fantasise sexually about members ;) of the same sex because that’s the rugged independent conservative thing to do, and everyone knows conservatives are rugged frontiersmen who are absolutely definitely 100% straight and totally not gay, which is why they regularly get super close and intimate with one another, to promote that kind of rugged, independent frontiersmanship and what have you.
Horsehoe theory is real, just not how it was intended
::: spoiler not sure if this is anything yet might need some workshopping Wokeback Mountain :::
They turned MY gay cowboys WOKE?!
Also, was certain you were going to write Gayshoe Theory, lol
God I wish, I'd actually vote
More evidence for my theory that in the future the gender binary will evolve into incel and transgender
The two genders will be "transgender" and "political"
You see, men who vote for women turn into women. Women who vote for men turn into tradwives. Men who vote for men turn into cowboys. Women who vote for women turn into lesbians. Cowboys who vote for women turn into men. Lesbians who vote for men turn back into women, unless they're voting for other lesbians in which case they
Hey where are you going? There's a lot more to this!
Fullmetal Electoralist
If one wishes to obtain a gender, a gender of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all electoralism.
The average adult human body is comprised of Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and fifteen other genders in trace amounts.
Inquiring minds need to know
But I thought men couldn't become women?
lmao they called the zoom call a struggle session. this was bizarre to listen to.
Did one of us infiltrate the call or is that person learning of the great proletarian cultural revolution of China's superstructure?
new HRT just dropped
VRT -
It’s all just for show. His mom once called into his show and started tut tutting him for being rude on television and how she likes Biden. He just awkwardly chuckles and tries to assure his mom everything is okay. At the end they both end the call on good terms and she wishes everyone gets along lol. The brain of white american voters.
I'm surprised a Fox News host would actually say "transitions into a woman" instead of something horribly insensitive
Fox is trying to get people to vote for Kamala now?
weird
Good news trans friends! According to faux news, you don't need medication! Just vote!
When people are talking about the button they're talking about the button that votes for kamala harris
the
Claudia De La Cruz & Karina Garcia button gets twice the results twice as fast
Is this the guy they were calling "The Conservative Jon Stewart"?
It's good they got another moron to fill in for Cucker Carlson.
Cucker Tarlson is amazing, thanks for this
Funny thing is, Jesses Waters originally got a hosting job after Bill O'Reilly got fired.
FUCK I have to vote for Kamala now, sorry y'all
all of that time spent trying to get an appointment for HRT and that’s all i could have done??? fuck. thanks for saying it NOW….
"you wanna call me a weird freak well ill show you how much of a weird freak i can be"
Well, I don't make the rules. I guess I'm voting for Kamala now.
I'm
WithHerWhat? No! You go to the hot spring that transes your gender! Duh...
美女の湯 was a nice touch. I caught that at the beginning
Looking forward to it.