"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
"🌈GUILTY!"
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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2.1yr
"Based". Do you want BASED on your tombstone, soldier?!
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01101000_01101001 @mander.xyz - 2.1yr
"Sir, no, sir! I would much prefer 'pwned' or 'got rekt'."
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iridaniotter [she/her] - 2.1yr
There's, like, at least two Halimede tweets about this
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iridaniotter [she/her] - 2.1yr
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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 2.1yr
she gets treated like a dog when she should be treated, like a human princess
one of the last "very cis" thoughts i ever had was the realization that i treated myself like a deeply abusive owner treats a dog
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AcidSmiley [she/her] - 2.1yr
Your trans friend group should include at least one officially recognized emotional support puppygirl, otherwise you will not make it through the rival polycules phase without serious harm.
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Beetle_O_Rourke - 2.1yr
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anarchoilluminati [comrade/them] - 2.1yr
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my brother.
Leon_Frotsky in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
about me
"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
"🌈GUILTY!"
"Based". Do you want BASED on your tombstone, soldier?!
"Sir, no, sir! I would much prefer 'pwned' or 'got rekt'."
There's, like, at least two Halimede tweets about this
one of the last "very cis" thoughts i ever had was the realization that i treated myself like a deeply abusive owner treats a dog
Your trans friend group should include at least one officially recognized emotional support puppygirl, otherwise you will not make it through the rival polycules phase without serious harm.
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my brother.