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why are you trans? why did you transition? wrong answers only

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 2.1yr

i transitioned to make the sex i had with your mother more gay

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casskaydee [she/her] - 2.1yr

Damn I'm never going to top this

::: spoiler spoiler unlike your mother :::

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iridaniotter [she/her] - 2.1yr

I wanted to escape misandry so I became a woman

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Shaleesh [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.1yr

i was tired of cilantro tasting like soap and this was the easiest way to fuck around with my gene expression, the tits are a fringe benefit

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tamagotchicowboy [he/him] - 2.1yr

I wanted to fuck not peg

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regularassbitch [she/her] - 2.1yr

i transitioned so i could be gay

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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.1yr

I was blessed with the genetics for boobs and it seemed like a waste to not let them grow to their full potential.

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Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated - 2.1yr

got tired of sexism

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kristina [she/her] - 2.1yr

I really wanted to experience sexism. Life was too easy, I wanted it to be more difficult.

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HelltakerHomosexual [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.1yr

running it on ultra nightmare

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 2.1yr

have you seen the car insurance premiums for young men? i couldn't afford that so i transitioned

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Beetle_O_Rourke - 2.1yr

A cis canadian I know steals valor this way

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windowlicker [she/her] - 2.1yr

i have a friend who now pays more for his car insurance since changing his legal gender to male. insurance is fucking crazy.

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ProgAimerGirl [she/her] - 2.1yr

once when i was a teen i listened to a .wav off the internet titled "do not listen to this it will turn you into a GIRL" and then later in my mid thirties my egg cracked

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Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them] - 2.1yr

Wife told me that she was bi, and I wanted to make her prove it.

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g_g [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.1yr

i accidentally took a sip of girl beer

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good_girl [she/her, they/them] - 2.1yr

my gender got retconned

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MinekPo1 @lemmy.ml - 2.1yr

communism

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Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her] - 2.1yr

Can't find Baja Blast outside of Taco Bell so Estradiol was just the next best thing.

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pooh [she/her, love/loves] - 2.1yr

I wanna be able to lactate my own breast milk and sell it to weird hippies on facebook

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FemboyStalin [she/her,any] - 2.1yr

My local oil change location has 20% off for "ladies nights". My car needs full synthetic so one thing led to another....

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Des [she/her, they/them] - 2.1yr

testosterone goes down naturally in middle age right so i decided i'd just really lean into it

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alexandra_kollontai [she/her] - 2.1yr

I hit my head while riding my bicycle and was rushed to hospital. In the ambulance I had severe memory issues and the doctors thought I had a concussion. However, after some brain scans and time in the recovery room, they determined that the part of my brain that stores my personality had become damaged beyond repair. Aside from that I was healthy, and they couldn't do anything else for me, so they let me go. For several weeks I wandered around the house experiencing an extreme form of depersonalisation and like I didn't fit into the world. My parents sent me to therapy. The therapist helped me realise that if my mental issues came from not having a personality, I could resolve this by simply generating a new one, so after some consideration, I did just that. I generated a new personality that is different in some major aspects, including being female. However, this wasn't the end of my problems. Due to the incongruence between my body and my new gender identity, the same therapist reluctantly had to write me a letter for HRT. It's been a couple of decades since then and I feel great!

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Edie [it/its, she/her] - 2.1yr

Estradoll said "Wrong answers only".

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Leon_Frotsky [she/her] - 2.1yr

i just thought it would be a good way to get attention and so i could get more woke points

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naevaTheRat @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2.1yr

To doublejump

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 2.1yr

how long do i need to be on hrt before i can do that?

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naevaTheRat @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2.1yr

It's more about overcoming certain obstacles than time per se. Some will reach it quickly while others need some more practice.

Just get out hiking and keep trying!

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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.1yr

I'm usually the first one to switch teams in games to help with balance. The company I work for had very few women in engineering so of course I did my part.

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TBooneChickens [she/her, she/her] - 2.1yr

my shoes were feeling a little tight

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aaro [they/them, she/her] - 2.1yr

my life was being completely and utterly consumed by my participation in chess tournaments and I needed a hard-line way to cut myself off from them cold turkey

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LesbianLiberty [she/her] - 2.1yr

I wanted the dark souls of gender

rust-darkness

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aaro [they/them, she/her] - 2.1yr

needed chest pillows for the homies to rest their heads on while we talk about our problems

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windowlicker [she/her] - 2.1yr

i'm actually one of those people who just transitioned for fun and isn't trans like all the weirdos online like to strawman about. i thought it would be cool. i was right.

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kristina [she/her] - 2.1yr

Cause I fucking love drugs. I don't really care what kind

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tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.1yr

My egg cracked literally a month after my first COVID shot. But I blame my family for not being good enough Christians.

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GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's] - 2.1yr

i wanted to be able to run linux

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Beetle_O_Rourke - 2.1yr

I installed Tumbleweed, then the programmer socks started to feel like stolen valor

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stevatoo [they/them, she/her] - 2.1yr

I just really like decorations in public restrooms.

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bunnygirl [it/its, she/her] - 2.1yr

needed to change my identity for undisclosed reasons

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machiabelly [she/her] - 2.1yr

I was suffering from Balanmegaly. The amount of bloodflow I was dealing with caused me intense pain. I had to lower my testosterone for my own sanity. I truly knew I needed a change when I couldn't make my moans of pain sound horny anymore on set. Of course, once my testosterone was lowered I was too feminine to be a guy. Plus, my family really wanted a daughter anyway.

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WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them] - 2.1yr

I didn't want to be a minority at small family gatherings, so I had to become LGBT somehow.

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HelltakerHomosexual [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.1yr

trying to be the best communist necessitates me becoming a trans lesbian im not actually that of course duh its just uh for show its for the party don't question it still cis tho

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