"oh i don't want to fuck the boat/car/plane/literally any vehicle capable of manslaughter" ok so then you agree that pronouns aren't about things you want to fuck, good talk
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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] - 2.2yr
oh i don't want to fuck the boat/car/plane/literally any vehicle capable of manslaughter
That's extra funny is this dude refers to his car as a male. So, I guess in addition to wanting to fuck a car he's gay, or bi, maybe he's into female cars too.
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Des [she/her, they/them] - 2.2yr
you just made me spend 5 minutes yelling at my monitor "dude stop kissing your car!!"
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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] - 2.2yr
As much as I like gawking, at the end of the day, he's not hurting anyone
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Des [she/her, they/them] - 2.2yr
yeah im not going to kink shame but i just cant imagine the exterior of that car is safe for human licking
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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] - 2.2yr
Hopefully he cleans it a lot
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Des [she/her, they/them] - 2.2yr
proceeds to clean my car in the horniest way imaginable
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Tankiedesantski [he/him] - 2.2yr
Transphobes will call a 45,000 ton battleship armed with 9 16 inch guns a "she" before they call a trans woman a she.
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AutomatedPossum [she/her] - 2.2yr
brb getting 9 16 inch guns
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Tankiedesantski [he/him] - 2.2yr
It's what the founding fathers would have wanted.
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joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them] - 2.2yr
I once got rejected from a translation agency job because I misgendered the HMS Titanic, calling her an it. I've been a vehicular transphobe since then.
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BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them] - 2.2yr
There's almost a perfect correlation between how readily a person refers to their car with female pronouns with how much they will resist using them for a trans woman.
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Hestia [she/her, fae/faer] - 2.2yr
My definition of a woman? anything that can be objectified
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nohaybanda [he/him] - 2.2yr
It’s even dumber when chuds over here parrot this nonsense. My brother in Christ, our language has grammatical gender built in. A car isn’t just feminine cause you’re weird like that, it’s accepted convention.
How you gonna tell me gender is about biology when car, table, screwdriver are feminine and chair, hill, and cloud are masculine!?
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TC_209 [he/him, pup/pup's] - 2.2yr
Trans women are women. The Enterprise? Oh, she's a woman, too.
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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] - 2.2yr
The irony: there's probably an attack helicopter pilot that calls their vehicle "she", and even has a female name for it. That same dude has probably made "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes.
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Des [she/her, they/them] - 2.2yr
trying to remember a time i saw a bunch of japanese military attack helicopters with anime girls painted on them
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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] - 2.2yr
Considering the number of jalopies I see in the city with anime decals all over them, I'm pretty sure there's people who basically combine their waifu and their car into one. So a helicopter wouldn't be that much of a stretch.
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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 2.2yr
recedes the roof of the convertible "it still has a roof though"
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infuziSporg [e/em/eir] - 2.2yr
We're getting dangerously close to a political compass with one axis for using human pronouns and another for humanized vehicle pronouns.
(Vehicles will never be more than "it" to me)
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ProletarianDictator [none/use name] - 2.2yr
Trains can be comrade tho
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infuziSporg [e/em/eir] - 2.2yr
how are you going to "share a room" with a train
there's no more room in your room for you once you fit the train in, in fact there's no more room at all
pooh in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Never thought about it like that before 🤔
"oh i don't want to fuck the boat/car/plane/literally any vehicle capable of manslaughter" ok so then you agree that pronouns aren't about things you want to fuck, good talk
CW: weird fetish
c u s s y
That's extra funny is this dude refers to his car as a male. So, I guess in addition to wanting to fuck a car he's gay, or bi, maybe he's into female cars too.
As much as I like gawking, at the end of the day, he's not hurting anyone
yeah im not going to kink shame but i just cant imagine the exterior of that car is safe for human licking
Hopefully he cleans it a lot
proceeds to clean my car in the horniest way imaginable
Transphobes will call a 45,000 ton battleship armed with 9 16 inch guns a "she" before they call a trans woman a she.
brb getting 9 16 inch guns
It's what the founding fathers would have wanted.
I once got rejected from a translation agency job because I misgendered the HMS Titanic, calling her an it. I've been a vehicular transphobe since then.
There's almost a perfect correlation between how readily a person refers to their car with female pronouns with how much they will resist using them for a trans woman.
My definition of a woman? anything that can be objectified
It’s even dumber when chuds over here parrot this nonsense. My brother in Christ, our language has grammatical gender built in. A car isn’t just feminine cause you’re weird like that, it’s accepted convention.
How you gonna tell me gender is about biology when car, table, screwdriver are feminine and chair, hill, and cloud are masculine!?
Trans women are women. The Enterprise? Oh, she's a woman, too.
The irony: there's probably an attack helicopter pilot that calls their vehicle "she", and even has a female name for it. That same dude has probably made "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes.
Considering the number of jalopies I see in the city with anime decals all over them, I'm pretty sure there's people who basically combine their waifu and their car into one. So a helicopter wouldn't be that much of a stretch.
recedes the roof of the convertible "it still has a roof though"
We're getting dangerously close to a political compass with one axis for using human pronouns and another for humanized vehicle pronouns.
(Vehicles will never be more than "it" to me)
Trains can be comrade tho
how are you going to "share a room" with a train
there's no more room in your room for you once you fit the train in, in fact there's no more room at all
Sleep in your room mate
The definition of a room can be expanded to include a train yard, next question.
roflmaobbq case closed