PSA: I have invented two new units for measuring people's heights
They are called transfem feet and transmasc feet. The conversions to Standard Burger Units (sbu) are as follows:
1 foot (transfem) = 1.1 foot (sbu)
1 foot (sbu) = 1.1 foot (transmasc)
If you're a transfem who would be 6' (sbu), you are now 5'5" (tf). If you're transmasc and would be 5'5" (sbu), you are now 6' (tm).
These new units could help marginally with height dysphoria, and the only tradeoff is being extremely confusing.
Thank you and you're welcome.
dementor333 [she/her] - 2.2yr
Americans will use literally anything except metric units
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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 2.2yr
I am approximately 3/16 standard schoolbus length tall
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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.2yr
and the only tradeoff is being extremely confusing.
Not even a tradeoff, it's already confusing if we're using feet and inches.
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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.2yr
Just use Baker's feet. 13 inches.
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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 2.2yr
i don't think i could tell someone with a straight face that i'm 4'12"
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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.2yr
That does sound very funny.
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GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's] - 2.2yr
so funny story, I'm 183cm tall, which is 6 ft in burger-units, and I've ran into a few AFAB ladies who are taller than me and it always causes this funny tingle in my belly
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bunnygirl [it/its, she/her] - 2.2yr
can I use the transmasc units for my self if I'm transfem
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Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her] - 2.2yr
Nothing stopping you!
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bunnygirl [it/its, she/her] - 2.2yr
hell yeah i'm like 7 feet now get fucked idiots
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Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her] - 2.2yr
Slay queen
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gaycomputeruser [she/her] - 2.2yr
Consider:
Height ~(transfemme,~ ~second_puberty_positive)~ = Height ~(AMAB)~ - |Average regional male height - average regional female height|
Height ~(transmaculine,~ ~second_puberty_positive)~ = Height ~(AFAB)~ + |Average regional male height - average regional female height|
This has the benefit of keeping relative heights. If you tall you're still tall.
Zuzak in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
PSA: I have invented two new units for measuring people's heights
They are called transfem feet and transmasc feet. The conversions to Standard Burger Units (sbu) are as follows:
1 foot (transfem) = 1.1 foot (sbu)
1 foot (sbu) = 1.1 foot (transmasc)
If you're a transfem who would be 6' (sbu), you are now 5'5" (tf). If you're transmasc and would be 5'5" (sbu), you are now 6' (tm).
These new units could help marginally with height dysphoria, and the only tradeoff is being extremely confusing.
Thank you and you're welcome.
Americans will use literally anything except metric units
I am approximately 3/16 standard schoolbus length tall
Not even a tradeoff, it's already confusing if we're using feet and inches.
Just use Baker's feet. 13 inches.
i don't think i could tell someone with a straight face that i'm 4'12"
That does sound very funny.
so funny story, I'm 183cm tall, which is 6 ft in burger-units, and I've ran into a few AFAB ladies who are taller than me and it always causes this funny tingle in my belly
can I use the transmasc units for my self if I'm transfem
Nothing stopping you!
hell yeah i'm like 7 feet now get fucked idiots
Slay queen
Consider:
Height ~(transfemme,~ ~second_puberty_positive)~ = Height ~(AMAB)~ - |Average regional male height - average regional female height|
Height ~(transmaculine,~ ~second_puberty_positive)~ = Height ~(AFAB)~ + |Average regional male height - average regional female height|
This has the benefit of keeping relative heights. If you tall you're still tall.
But I don't want to be tall...
Oh hell yeah! Now I'm 5'5"(tm)! I'm so tall!