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this post is lying to you

She will save me, and if god wills it I WILL be her wife

BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them] - 2.3yr

Oh god, this is too spot on. Except mine is a fem non-binary romantic ace who sometimes wants to be called wolf.

And they will save me, because we are going to have the cutest polycule EVER.

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HelltakerHomosexual [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.3yr

YOU FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.3yr

Attention: keep in mind your wolf cut and piercing having gay gf probably also needs therapy. Source: I'm struggling. Though I don't have piercings yet, is that the problem?

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Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them] - 2.3yr

Couldn't hurt to try vivian-shrug

...depending on what you get pierced.

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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.3yr

I'm starting with ears but nose and maybe nipples will come eventually too!

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Rai @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 2.3yr

Therapy AND piercings may both help. Consult your inner wolf.

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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.3yr

My inner wolf is proud of me for going to therapy regularly!

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gitgud - 2.3yr

Well what if I don't want to be saved? Haha, unless... soviet-bashful

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SpiderFarmer [he/him] - 2.3yr

She's LESBIAN!?

cri

Sorry, bottom-moment. These have happened a few times for me.

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HelltakerHomosexual [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.3yr

we're all a bottom here dw

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zifnab25 [he/him, any] - 2.3yr

She might not save you, but you know you're going to have a good time

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AutomatedPossum [she/her] - 2.3yr

Pro tipp: You can date butches with dommy mommy energy that will hold and comfort you and go to therapy so the job of saving you doesn't rest entirely on our reassuringly broad shoulders; in fact it's the only way forward.

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