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cis people are wild


GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's] - 2.4yr

Her name was DANA, you fucking nincompoop!!!

i choose to ignore that 11 years shit as a bullshit lie for my own sanity, tyvm

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Gaia [She/Her] - 2.4yr

I...met someone who is ten years out on hrt and her wife and kids don't know, or rather are in denial

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Kuori [she/her, pup/pup's] - 2.4yr

...

there are just...no words

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Gaia [She/Her] - 2.4yr

Same honestly

That plus her like, insanely powerful dysphoria about an aspect of her breasts made it a very difficult discussion

I kinda feel bad for her wife cuz she's like

Helping her buy bras and stuff but idk

Like if she'll do that it might be the case that she already knows

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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.4yr

i choose to believe it because it brings me joy

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gramathy @lemmy.ml - 2.4yr

Dana is a gender-neutral name, that’s not an obvious giveaway

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Raebxeh - 2.4yr

Some cis people really think transition works like the one episode of Family Guy where Quagmire’s dad walks into the doctor’s office as a full man and walks out fully healed with breasts, hips, and long hair in a matter of hours.

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Kuori [she/her, pup/pup's] - 2.4yr

sicko-wistful

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Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them] - 2.4yr

I want to go into a cocoon, melt into goop, and emerge 100% transitioned

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ashinadash [she/her] - 2.4yr

You have to turn into Gender Fluid to metamorphise

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Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem] - 2.4yr

The doctors performing breast augmentation, hair transplant, vocal surgery, SRS, electrolysis, bone shortening surgery, etc etc simultaneously at lightning speed like the surgical equivalent to a Formula 1 pit crew

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kristina [she/her] - 2.4yr

Healing from all that at once sounds awful

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Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem] - 2.4yr

There are two possible solutions:

  1. Medically induced coma

  2. Nanomachines a la Senator Armstrong

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kristina [she/her] - 2.4yr

it would be crazy wild to wake up from a coma like a year later and just be completely healed up and looking at how things have changed, though

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SSJ2Marx - 2.4yr

I think that's how it works in The Culture

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Jenniferrr [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.4yr

Transwidow 🥱

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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.4yr

now normally i would discount anything someone claiming to be a transwidow says as a blatant lie

however this is funny enough that i want to believe

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GaveUp [she/her] - 2.4yr

Look, the tiny tits could be explained by gyno

But how do you explain your husbands dick smelling and tasting like vagina all the time?

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ComradeSharkfucker - 2.4yr

Wait does that fr happen?

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GarbageShoot [he/him] - 2.4yr

[as a cis] it's at least the case that it wouldn't get hard and the ejaculate would be noticeably different from, uh, the standard variety. It think it's clear-ish and also tastes/smells different.

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ComradeSharkfucker - 2.4yr

Oh? I didn't realize hrt affected erections but I suppose that makes sense. Never really thought about it

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EllenKelly [comrade/them] - 2.4yr

you can still get erections and produce semen while taking estrogen, intense regeimes of testosterone blockers can inhibit these things though.

I also dont really buy into the 'it'll smell like a vaginia' thing, in my experience my body odre didn't change at all

I've been taking estrogen for five years, I dont fuck with blockers, my e levels are low admittedly but i'm happy with them.

I also don't pass, as a women, basically ever, it hurts but my partners make me feel valid I try not to care how people perceive me outside of the home.

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bestesttrash [she/her] - 2.4yr

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 2.4yr

we don't want these losers either

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TheaJo [she/her,comrade/them] - 2.4yr

Seeing a lot of he's and hims

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Shinhoshi @lemmygrad.ml - 2.4yr

The comments on Hexbear can fix that :)

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WannabeBear [he/him, comrade/them] - 2.4yr

Weirdly enough I know a nonbinary transfemme who is completely closeted to her wife, and has been on hormones for a few years.

Some cis people ARE wildly clueless.

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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.4yr

dang, that's clueless

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