Folks are going to be losing their minds because he sounds Arabic when he talks.
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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.7yr
they'll have to include a picture of him on the website too
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blakeus12 [he/him] - 2.7yr
serious question, if jesus of nazareth himself came back to life and said "communism is the correct worldview" how many amerikkkans would just convert to a different religion
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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.7yr
none, they'd just say he wasn't the real jesus
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Mardoniush [she/her] - 2.7yr
He's not white and he isn't carrying an M16 and a sixpack of cheap beer after all.
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axont [she/her, comrade/them] - 2.7yr
Instant declaration of being the antichrist
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Sinister [none/use name, comrade/them] - 2.7yr
Jesus literally said land back in the bible.
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ksynwa_from_lemmygrad [he/him, des/pair] - 2.7yr
FBI is probably chock full of deranged Christians and they labeled MLK Jr, Malcolm X and Fred Hampton "black messiahs" before murdering them so it's a safe bet that the actual messiah would go that way too. He would probably also be called a heretic so that Christianity can exist as it does today.
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oregoncom [he/him] - 2.7yr
Cursed Idea:
Jesus comes back but he's a zionist. (iirc the historical jesus was just some anti-roman rabbi or smth)
or
Jesus comes back but he's a reverse zionist (he thinks palestinians are the real jews since they look more like the jews of his time).
or
Jesus comes back and immediately calls for the nuking of italy (hates romans)
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Sinister [none/use name, comrade/them] - 2.7yr
Jesus was executed by the state because he threatened to upend the social order of roman judea. Both the imperialist romans and their judean collaborators.
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usernamesaredifficul [he/him] - 2.7yr
Jesus comes back but he's a zionist
This was very much a question in Jesus's time. Rather being a king who threw out the Romans and ensured a kingdom of Zion as some wanted Him to be. Jesus by His sacrifice broke down the distinction between Jews and gentiles and spoke of the kingdom of God which would be for all peoples of the earth
Peter being instructed by vision to eat with gentiles would definitely be a rejection of zionist political ideas
Jesus and especially the apostle Paul make it very clear that racial supremacy and ethnostates are not what Christ called for. (Since then of course Christians have decided screw Jesus and the apostle Paul they would actually rather rob, kill and enslave people).
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CrushKillDestroySwag - 2.7yr
I feel certain the first thing they would ask noted Palestinian Peace Activist Jesus Christ is "do you condemn hamas?"
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RNAi [he/him] - 2.7yr
Google translate doesn't have aramaic, so imagine that this comment actually just says "I'm going to kill you" but in aramaic
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Rania 🇩🇿 - 2.7yr
ܪܚܡܢܐ ܠܝܨܠܢ
Doesn't actually say I am going to kill you, but no one is going to translate
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RNAi [he/him] - 2.7yr
Where do you even got those characters? Google doesn't recognize them
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the_kid - 2.7yr
TFW Google doesn't even recognize your language
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Rania 🇩🇿 - 2.7yr
Try searching for an online neo aramaic keyboard
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Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem] - 2.7yr
"Jesus of Nazareth, why in your own Father's name are you... making a scourge out of small cords...?"
Cromalin in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
bbc be like [transphobia]
Folks are going to be losing their minds because he sounds Arabic when he talks.
they'll have to include a picture of him on the website too
serious question, if jesus of nazareth himself came back to life and said "communism is the correct worldview" how many amerikkkans would just convert to a different religion
none, they'd just say he wasn't the real jesus
He's not white and he isn't carrying an M16 and a sixpack of cheap beer after all.
Instant declaration of being the antichrist
Jesus literally said land back in the bible.
FBI is probably chock full of deranged Christians and they labeled MLK Jr, Malcolm X and Fred Hampton "black messiahs" before murdering them so it's a safe bet that the actual messiah would go that way too. He would probably also be called a heretic so that Christianity can exist as it does today.
Cursed Idea:
Jesus comes back but he's a zionist. (iirc the historical jesus was just some anti-roman rabbi or smth)
or
Jesus comes back but he's a reverse zionist (he thinks palestinians are the real jews since they look more like the jews of his time).
or
Jesus comes back and immediately calls for the nuking of italy (hates romans)
Jesus was executed by the state because he threatened to upend the social order of roman judea. Both the imperialist romans and their judean collaborators.
This was very much a question in Jesus's time. Rather being a king who threw out the Romans and ensured a kingdom of Zion as some wanted Him to be. Jesus by His sacrifice broke down the distinction between Jews and gentiles and spoke of the kingdom of God which would be for all peoples of the earth
Peter being instructed by vision to eat with gentiles would definitely be a rejection of zionist political ideas
Jesus and especially the apostle Paul make it very clear that racial supremacy and ethnostates are not what Christ called for. (Since then of course Christians have decided screw Jesus and the apostle Paul they would actually rather rob, kill and enslave people).
I feel certain the first thing they would ask noted Palestinian Peace Activist Jesus Christ is "do you condemn hamas?"
Google translate doesn't have aramaic, so imagine that this comment actually just says "I'm going to kill you" but in aramaic
ܪܚܡܢܐ ܠܝܨܠܢ
Doesn't actually say I am going to kill you, but no one is going to translate
Where do you even got those characters? Google doesn't recognize them
TFW Google doesn't even recognize your language
Try searching for an online neo aramaic keyboard
"Jesus of Nazareth, why in your own Father's name are you... making a scourge out of small cords...?"
thought it was the other bbc bruh
what other bbc?
Big Black Co
I think they rebranded to Big Black Inc.