Don't they understand that we have to vote for Joe Biden so that when the entirely Republican-controlled Congress passes the Murder All Trans People Act, Nancy Pelosi can come out in a Captain Marvel outfit but with trans flag colors and do the Fortnite dance???
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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.7yr
nancy pelosi would never openly support the removed
I was so tickled by this that I am still thinking about it the next day. I just searched "ohioussy" to find the comment again 😂 and I came here fully intending to reply and ask you if it would be okay to base my username on it for my new account, but from the removal threats you got from just saying it... 😂
fuck, it's just so funny though, it would make me smile every time I saw it
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Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️ - 2.7yr
Flossing to own the libs
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Sephitard9001 [he/him] - 2.7yr
We have to skibidi Joe Byron or else Trump will ruin America's goon journal and we will all be ohiod
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RedQuestionAsker2 [he/him, she/her] - 2.7yr
People on this site are so dense.
If you don't vote for Biden, how is he supposed to stop the flood of anti-trans legislation that happened under his presidency?
its a good choice, economically, since we now spend money to make us happy!
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BountifulEggnog [it/its, she/her] - 2.7yr
I would spend money to make myself happy 🤔
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AcidSmiley [she/her] - 2.7yr
As the lover of two trans women
These are rookie numbers!
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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.7yr
"average person loves 2 trans women" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person loves 0 trans women. polyamory lilith, who lives in seattle & fucks over 1000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.7yr
k fine I'm moving to Seattle for statistical purposes.
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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.7yr
i genuinely know several trans women from seattle with >5 girlfriends. if it were not for the housing market i would want to live there myself
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usernamesaredifficul [he/him] - 2.7yr
I once knew a guy with 7 girlfriends, none of them knew about each other and all were in relationships with friends of his.
He was a piece of shit but I am still impressed by his time management skills
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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.7yr
did you see the article about the japanese guy who dated like 30 women and told them all his birthday was a different day so he'd get presents throughout the year? and then they figured it out and all collectively kicked his ass
but what i'm talking about is not that, though still an impressive feat of time management. i'm talking about trans people (mostly women but plenty of others as well) who are all dating each other and who are part of an elaborate web of polycules that includes dozens of people at the minimum
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usernamesaredifficul [he/him] - 2.7yr
yes I assumed that in your story it was with the full knowledge of all involved parties. I don't really understand how a relationship like that can not implode out of jealousies but if it works and they are happy then I wish them only the best.
A story of someone dating over five women at once reminded me of him though
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Cromalin [she/her] - 2.7yr
the real problem isn't jealousy, it's time management lmao. it becomes exponentially harder to make time for each other with every partner you have, i don't think i could manage it with more than maybe 2. it's hard enough with 1!
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Orannis62 [ze/hir] - 2.7yr
Good communication about when you're feeling jealous or neglected, mostly. Honestly jealousy doesn't really come into it for me, I'm glad my gfs are getting more action especially as estrogen kills my libido. It takes a lot of pressure off to not need to be everything to someone.
Also my partners' partners aren't just random people, we're all friends and I love them too, just not like I would partners. Uncoupling relationships from possessiveness is freeing tbqh. Even if I only had one partner and no plans to have more, us being theoretically poly would be important to me for that reason.
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Juice [none/use name] - 2.7yr
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read
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DayOfDoom [any, any] - 2.7yr
This person gettin' two GFs while I'm here listening to obscure '90s death metal demos and gently sighing every 40-50 seconds.
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Justice @lemmygrad.ml - 2.7yr
It's incredible the lengths liberals will go to and the knots they can twist to keep playing this "game."
Joe Biden has annihilated any argument for "lesser evil." If Trump will also support Bibi, then they are equivalent.
I suppose the logic next (assuming good faith liberals who will accept the reality of the apartheid state of Israel committing open, active, violent genocide with the US president's go ahead) is "ok they're the same on the major foreign policy. What about domestic?"
Sure, Biden is probably better on the domestic side. But if you vote for him again in the face of, frankly, Nazi-like rhetoric and support of Nazi-like fascists abroad while there is a year until the election here (!) then you are endorsing the genocide and saying, implicitly at the least, "I approve of you enough to unconditionally vote for you again no matter many genocides you fund and carry out."
I guess liberals cope and squirm under that accusation and keep going "but what about but what about but what about" like a goddamn broken robot, but the truth is pretty clear. They COULD join in demands for Biden to voluntarily step aside (this includes Kamala too since she agrees with Joe. I haven't heard her not agree! He can't fire or punish her really so she could definitely differ with him if she really wanted to) and allow a democratic primary during which a non-unconditional supporter of Israel is nominated and possibly beats Trump in 2024. Or they can wring their hands as they currently are KNOWING BIDEN WILL LOSE and then blame... who? People who don't support genocide? Ok. Blame me then. I will gladly carry the blame of not endorsing a fucking genocide. How fucking tone deaf? It's just not that hard.
Join the call for Joe to fuck off, replace his rotten ass on the ticket, and then I'll vote for them assuming they meet the bar of "I won't provide unconditional support to Israel" and have some sort of record to support that claim ie not taking AIPAC money.
We're really demanding the tiniest, easiest concession here. "Be not a mask off fascist. And don't support genocide." I mean, Christ. Biden fucking sucks anyway even if the current Palestine genocide wasn't fucking happening! He passed basically nothing of substance and he... sucks! I mean fuck! He should've been replaced anyway. Whatever. Fucking liberals.
And btw, I'm not trans, but I have many trans people in my life, very very close friends, and they are also onboard the fuck Biden train for whatever that is worth. Is Trump and his dipshits being in power again scary? Of fucking course it is! And that's why these libs need to stop the bullshitting around before it's too late. We already told them the future. It's completely in their hands now to prevent Trump and any future blood I will also place on their hands for failing a simple test of moral fortitude. To not endorse genocide.
I wish all the lib instances hadn't de-federated now, so I could get some loser responding to me and yell at them. Cowards.
... i learned that loving myself (a trans woman) was the first step towards loving others (i'm a lesbian)
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Lojcs @lemm.ee - 2.7yr
Shaun troll vibes
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sisatici [he/him] - 2.7yr
As the lover of two trans women, I HATE USA AND ISRAEL
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Timberknave - 2.7yr
::: spoiler I HATE LIBS
As the owner of two trans women with autism I am entitled to dictate policies for my pets
:::
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Crowtee_Robot [he/him, they/them] - 2.7yr
...I mean it when I say that the new 4K steelbook "The Matrix" collection is must-buy this Black Friday!
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Phish - 2.7yr
They're probably right that withholding you vote isn't going to work (if your goal is to push Dems left in order to gain your support). I'm still not going to vote for them though
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GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them] - 2.7yr
Even with the full tweet it still feels like words are missing and makes my head hurt
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SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her] - 2.7yr
I have never felt less love starved so thanks I guess
PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Finish this already incredible sentence
::: spoiler The actual tweet
:::
"... I have learned to code through osmosis."
Don't they understand that we have to vote for Joe Biden so that when the entirely Republican-controlled Congress passes the Murder All Trans People Act, Nancy Pelosi can come out in a Captain Marvel outfit but with trans flag colors and do the Fortnite dance???
nancy pelosi would never openly support the removed
Im gen z and I don't understand a single word you're saying
Vote Skibidirizzlet Ohioussy
i am this close to removing this comment
it gets worse
you are not helping your case, you are in fact doing the opposite
we cannot punish him for simply reporting the news!
I BEG TO DIFFER!!!!
SODAAAAAAAAAA
I was so tickled by this that I am still thinking about it the next day. I just searched "ohioussy" to find the comment again 😂 and I came here fully intending to reply and ask you if it would be okay to base my username on it for my new account, but from the removal threats you got from just saying it... 😂
fuck, it's just so funny though, it would make me smile every time I saw it
Flossing to own the libs
We have to skibidi Joe Byron or else Trump will ruin America's goon journal and we will all be ohiod
People on this site are so dense.
If you don't vote for Biden, how is he supposed to stop the flood of anti-trans legislation that happened under his presidency?
I, too, am considering becoming a trans woman.
wow the real tweet was lame as hell
its a good choice, economically, since we now spend money to make us happy!
I would spend money to make myself happy 🤔
These are rookie numbers!
"average person loves 2 trans women" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person loves 0 trans women. polyamory lilith, who lives in seattle & fucks over 1000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
k fine I'm moving to Seattle for statistical purposes.
i genuinely know several trans women from seattle with >5 girlfriends. if it were not for the housing market i would want to live there myself
I once knew a guy with 7 girlfriends, none of them knew about each other and all were in relationships with friends of his.
He was a piece of shit but I am still impressed by his time management skills
did you see the article about the japanese guy who dated like 30 women and told them all his birthday was a different day so he'd get presents throughout the year? and then they figured it out and all collectively kicked his ass
but what i'm talking about is not that, though still an impressive feat of time management. i'm talking about trans people (mostly women but plenty of others as well) who are all dating each other and who are part of an elaborate web of polycules that includes dozens of people at the minimum
yes I assumed that in your story it was with the full knowledge of all involved parties. I don't really understand how a relationship like that can not implode out of jealousies but if it works and they are happy then I wish them only the best.
A story of someone dating over five women at once reminded me of him though
the real problem isn't jealousy, it's time management lmao. it becomes exponentially harder to make time for each other with every partner you have, i don't think i could manage it with more than maybe 2. it's hard enough with 1!
Good communication about when you're feeling jealous or neglected, mostly. Honestly jealousy doesn't really come into it for me, I'm glad my gfs are getting more action especially as estrogen kills my libido. It takes a lot of pressure off to not need to be everything to someone.
Also my partners' partners aren't just random people, we're all friends and I love them too, just not like I would partners. Uncoupling relationships from possessiveness is freeing tbqh. Even if I only had one partner and no plans to have more, us being theoretically poly would be important to me for that reason.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read
This person gettin' two GFs while I'm here listening to obscure '90s death metal demos and gently sighing every 40-50 seconds.
It's incredible the lengths liberals will go to and the knots they can twist to keep playing this "game."
Joe Biden has annihilated any argument for "lesser evil." If Trump will also support Bibi, then they are equivalent.
I suppose the logic next (assuming good faith liberals who will accept the reality of the apartheid state of Israel committing open, active, violent genocide with the US president's go ahead) is "ok they're the same on the major foreign policy. What about domestic?"
Sure, Biden is probably better on the domestic side. But if you vote for him again in the face of, frankly, Nazi-like rhetoric and support of Nazi-like fascists abroad while there is a year until the election here (!) then you are endorsing the genocide and saying, implicitly at the least, "I approve of you enough to unconditionally vote for you again no matter many genocides you fund and carry out."
I guess liberals cope and squirm under that accusation and keep going "but what about but what about but what about" like a goddamn broken robot, but the truth is pretty clear. They COULD join in demands for Biden to voluntarily step aside (this includes Kamala too since she agrees with Joe. I haven't heard her not agree! He can't fire or punish her really so she could definitely differ with him if she really wanted to) and allow a democratic primary during which a non-unconditional supporter of Israel is nominated and possibly beats Trump in 2024. Or they can wring their hands as they currently are KNOWING BIDEN WILL LOSE and then blame... who? People who don't support genocide? Ok. Blame me then. I will gladly carry the blame of not endorsing a fucking genocide. How fucking tone deaf? It's just not that hard.
Join the call for Joe to fuck off, replace his rotten ass on the ticket, and then I'll vote for them assuming they meet the bar of "I won't provide unconditional support to Israel" and have some sort of record to support that claim ie not taking AIPAC money.
We're really demanding the tiniest, easiest concession here. "Be not a mask off fascist. And don't support genocide." I mean, Christ. Biden fucking sucks anyway even if the current Palestine genocide wasn't fucking happening! He passed basically nothing of substance and he... sucks! I mean fuck! He should've been replaced anyway. Whatever. Fucking liberals.
And btw, I'm not trans, but I have many trans people in my life, very very close friends, and they are also onboard the fuck Biden train for whatever that is worth. Is Trump and his dipshits being in power again scary? Of fucking course it is! And that's why these libs need to stop the bullshitting around before it's too late. We already told them the future. It's completely in their hands now to prevent Trump and any future blood I will also place on their hands for failing a simple test of moral fortitude. To not endorse genocide.
I wish all the lib instances hadn't de-federated now, so I could get some loser responding to me and yell at them. Cowards.
"... have chosen to become a trans woman myself"
i was expecting something funny, not genocide apologia
... i learned that loving myself (a trans woman) was the first step towards loving others (i'm a lesbian)
Shaun troll vibes
As the lover of two trans women, I HATE USA AND ISRAEL
::: spoiler I HATE LIBS As the owner of two trans women with autism I am entitled to dictate policies for my pets :::
...I mean it when I say that the new 4K steelbook "The Matrix" collection is must-buy this Black Friday!
They're probably right that withholding you vote isn't going to work (if your goal is to push Dems left in order to gain your support). I'm still not going to vote for them though
Even with the full tweet it still feels like words are missing and makes my head hurt
I have never felt less love starved so thanks I guess