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Oh geez!!! *slips on beans and spills a bowl of beans on you* shoot oh jeepers *tries to stand up but slips on more beans tries to steady self but smears beans and juice across your clean white shirt*
Flip l! Oh no awwww man ... read full post
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Mods are woke post "mods are asleep" posts
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Inside every wolf there are two humans...
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Mods are asleep comment below to give them a tender kiss on the forehead and tuck them in, or to wish them sweet dreams
See it's not as if we just get up to mischief
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Mods are sleeping post kabuki
Cuz it sounds like... nevermind, you get it. I swear this is my last one of these.
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Mods are sleeping post hen-tie
Look at the comb on this gal!
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Committing crimes so I can go to hell and beat up Oliver Cromwell for the damage he did to the anti-monarchy movement
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Happy “White People Needing Minorities Because They Can’t do the Basic Tasks of Keeping Themselves Alive” day everyone!
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in the shtiposting comm straight up "valuing and respecting" it and by 'it' ahaha well lets justr say
my comrades 
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I don't want anybody else. When I think about you
I dutch myself
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Jeremy Limerick
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I have been building up productive forces (Buying kitchen utensils and food) and am ready to hit the socialism button (Share a big meal with friends and family).
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Thanksgiving bit idea, let's pretend we're CHUD uncles and crack Babylon Bee jokes
"My pronouns are double bacon cheese burger!"
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More than one way
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c/twosentencehorror "Yim yum" I said licking the last of the beanis sauce off my lips as I went back to the cupboard to find more beanis to eat...
Only to discover there weren't any tins of beanis left and a hand written note from myself to myself saying 'Kuroppi you ate the last tin of beanis three months ago you have been eating tins of peanis'
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konnichi-gwan. Top left, mina-slime. Nize your beak, eh?
No? Are you dumb?
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"Hey man, what's up? Nono, don't get up. I just noticed your wheat needed sorting and you looked tired so I thought I'd surprise you."
Go back to sleep
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"Who smelt it dealt it" vs "Who denied it supplied it" Who would win?
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Any of y'all experts in Cop Phrenology wanna take a hack at this specimen?
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We denounce all forms of political violence. We also support the troops and veterans as well as the 2nd amendment
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Being assigned the middle seat on a flight got me like
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James Claire
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I was feeling sick and tired, shitty, like I was coming down with a cold - then I had a cup of cinnamon coffee and now I feel better??
Is Dunkin' medicine? (I quit drinking Tim Hortons not only because of the price at $12 for a bag of ground coffee but also because they are bastards to their workers).
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Still fighting to free my three trans girls. Please consider reading this if you have a moment ❤️🩹🙏🏻…..
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/6861810 ... read full post
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dear stonks-type hexbears: remember your investment rules this holiday season!
w/r/t Black Friday: ... read full post