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Discussion Thread ๐Ÿฆœ Wednesday 5 November 2025

Taleya - 1mon

::: spoiler HUZZAH!

Never play stupid bureaucratic chicken with an ASD tech.
You will not win.
I may also not win, but that will be beside the point.
:::

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Bottom_racer - 1mon

lol that's actually impressive you sorted that so quickly.

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Taleya - 1mon

What can I say, I'm an autist :P

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Catfish - 1mon

Morning! I have found my first Charles III minted coin in the wild. It is approximately as interesting as he is.

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Catfish - 1mon

That is a tradition I was unaware of. Nice.

I don't think you can call HRM Wannabe Tampon no drama

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

anyone's personal life would look dramatic if blown up by the english tabloid press

Imma talking about Trump levels of drama

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Bottom_racer - 1mon

lol as predicted new mcmansion builders are out there scratching their heads on how to drain the swimming pool.

I would lend them my $20 pond pump but I'm not going to because I'm cruel.

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt - 1mon

Lol that's the spirit!

You're a better man than me. I'd be throwing baking soda into the water all weekend.

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Taleya - 1mon

baking soda? This is a job for jelly crystals!

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StudSpud The Starchy - 1mon

::: spoiler exit stage top :::

At the Murray as a young adult with fam, and aunt was driving the boat while I was on the biscuit. She starts doing massive donuts, so the waves grew large and chaotic. Nek minit I realised my dream of going to space.

Dad snapped this picture, so it does the rounds in the family every now and again lol

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SpinMeRound - 1mon

That's absolutely golden!!

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

Is that your foot dangling out the back?

lol

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StudSpud The Starchy - 1mon

Yes!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

omg, and I expect you are hanging on like grim death ...lol

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt - 1mon

Don't be fooled. That's not Gibson. That's a statue I made with all the fluff that's been falling out lately.

Goodnight โค๏ธ

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Catfish - 1mon

Very convincing, you must have a great comb.

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SaneMartigan - 1mon

I get so much dog hair in the Dyson I need to empty it a few times per room. I show the dog the bag of hair I keep with me and ask what he plans to do about it.

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anotherspringchicken - 1mon

You could leave it outside for the birds to make nests of

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SaneMartigan - 1mon

I tried and it just becomes a pile of manky hair in the garden.

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anotherspringchicken - 1mon

Oh, thatโ€™s a shame. The birds are missing out!

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt - 1mon

It worked!

I had a relatively normal night of sleep. Still woke up once or twice but fell straight back to sleep.

I forgot what feeling refreshed after sleep felt like lol

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LowExperience2368 - 1mon

What was the secret?

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt - 1mon

I was taking my last adhd tablet at the wrong time. I was taking it early thinking it would run out faster but that's not how it works.

If you take it too early it stacks with the previous tablet and you got a weird double effect.

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Taleya - 1mon

Fucking hell

  • Buy dishwasher on the 25th. Not in stock, but they'll order in from Bosch.

29th they say "Hey good for pickup and organise delivery"
We have sparky coming out on the 3rd so I arrange with the installer to bounce to today
delivery guy says ok ok ok
reschedules four times on their booking system.
finally books in tomorrow
I call him going wtf dude
"nonono it totally says the 5th, 8:30 am"
I call him at 10 am today asking if he's gonna show up "hurrrr isn't it tomorrow?"
He "agrees" to fit us in
DISHWASHER NOT FUCKING THERE
cunt has a go at me over it

Fuck you, good guys brighton. And fuck your goddamn hipages installers

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Mert - 1mon

The only thing good guys are good at is advertising.

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Rusty Raven - 1mon

Sometimes misleading advertising. I bought a freezer from there a couple of years ago and they were advertising a credit for future purchases that turned out to be so restrictive it was basically useless. Apparently ACCC pulled them up on it and made them send out vouchers with no restrictions or time limits, so I got an unexpected $60 voucher recently (which paid for the toaster I picked up today!)

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

they are waiting for it to come from overseas

lying bastards

I know people hate on harvey norman but they generally do deliver next day , never had a problem with them at all, and it's a franchise now, all different owners

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Taleya - 1mon

oh we are past THAT.

It was THEIR staff who marked off the logistics at THEIR warehouse ready for pickup and then arranged THEIR installer to contact me.

so this is all them. It's not "oh I jumped me gun they don't have it" they fucking created this whole shitfest

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

lies from top to bottom then

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PeelerSheila - 1mon

My bus this morning has a loud talking druggie couple up the back and I had to move because they smell like poop. I'm listening to Alter Bridge and I can hear them above it ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

I'm noticing other people smelling poopy lately too, it just used to be underarms and sometimes pee

homeless people? drugs? can't afford to wash clothes?

Something is seriously wrong because hygiene is a core human trait,

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melbaboutown - 1mon

I heard Covid can change your sense of smell? That said after the pandemic a lot of social norms were allowed to slide

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

oh ffs, you're right, it might be post covid

if I had covid it was so mild I barely noticed

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calhoon2005 - 1mon

....after 15 minutes

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Rusty Raven - 1mon

I have successfully braved the local post office to pick up my toaster and return some long-overdue library books. I can now authoritatively say that it is an awful, badly designed carpark I would be very happy never to return to.

I also went to Bunnings, which was fairly hard to actually get to despite being just over the road. Actually getting there involved a large loop and a ridiculously long light cycle at traffic lights. Then when I was checking out the eftpos machine wasn't working and after three attempts I had to move to another register to pay. I will be happy to be able to stay home for a while now - I have nearly two weeks off and have plans to not go anywhere.

I managed to spend almost $150 on various shit. A mix of cow and chicken, plus some liquified fish for good measure. When Mr Woof gets a sniff of it all he's going to be very impressed.

On the way home I could see they have surveyors out in the paddocks over the road which are slated for a new estate. The cows were very interested, and one of the surveyors was having to survey in the middle of a herd of bovine helpers.

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Catfish - 1mon

I have discovered an op shop with sensible prices! And acquired a formal tail-coat for Boyo. If I redo the lapels in something outlandish I might even induce him to wear it

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Thornburywitch - 1mon

Silver or black embroidered spiderwebs across the lapels, and on one of them, a haematite spider with black pipecleaner legs. Or a googly eye with pipecleaner legs would be fun too.

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Catfish - 1mon

Alas, is an arachnophobe

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TheWitchofThornbury2 - 1mon

Glittery snail trails?

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Catfish - 1mon

That could really work given my pet tattoo

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

something individual but still classy, a brocade perhaps

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Catfish - 1mon

A stash rummage ought provide. Think I got an utter bargain, this thing looks custom to me.armhole stitchingtail coat

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

that is Ringmaster style!!

and yeah, that looks tailor made, that's herringbone stitch, classic tailoring stitch for a suit

get the vest and he can star in Cabaret

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Catfish - 1mon

Found it!

Figjam ๐Ÿ˜

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt - 1mon

Does anyone else find it hard to watch shows because all you see is the acting?

I've tried a few times now since I stopped taking suboxone and something has shifted. No matter what it is, all I see is the acting.

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt - 1mon

That's interesting. It seems to be with everything even old stuff.

I don't mind too much but it's been an odd experience.

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

loss of "suspension of disbelief" perhaps

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

I can be the same sometimes , after seeing a movie a few times I start to look at the writing and structure of it , but I still enjoy it very much, maybe even more

solution, watch other shows where the story will take you away

( last week I went to see Frankenstein, I was surprised at myself at how much I was immersed in the story telling , could not take my eyes off the screen, very much a what happens next story but had so many moments of reflection too , 5/4 hobbits )

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Rusty Raven - 1mon

It turned out to be quite a nice day today and I got a bit of gardening done. I put some weed & feed on the grass, mostly hoping to get rid of the bindiis, and a couple of other rampant weeds that have gotten a bit overexcited about spring. I planted out some shallots & potato onions (which are a lot like shallots) and sorted out my seed planting plans for tomorrow. Which involved a fair bit of searching through boxes to find some of my gardening stuff which is still packed. I'm still missing a couple of things, but nothing too important.

I hope to get onto some assembling of plant supports tomorrow too, which will help visualise where everything will fit in the garden and help with laying everything out.

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

Mostly outdoors work for me too tomorrow. I'll rust proof then paint an outdoor table for plants then it's a big clean up of the front yard.

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Taleya - 1mon

Fresh hell update: They managed to find one at another store . At this point we just want the dishwasher and wash our hands of this BS, so we arrange that they refund the delivery fee, give us a new number and we go pick up at said store.

ONE HOUR LATER. no new number. I call, and Other Store are like "wat"

I call braaahgton: "Ohhh we're having a PERSONAL driver bring it back to brighton for youuuu" WELL THAT'S GREAT BECAUSE THE ARRANGEMENT WAS WE GO PICK IT UP AT ANOTHER STORE YA FARKIN IDIOT

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Catfish - 1mon

Madam, I feel at least one of these things is required ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿ”จ

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Taleya - 1mon

if I apply mishas there will be blooooooood

Doubly so because I know this fuckaround is only happening because some cunt doesn't want to lose their commission. Well mate, I stopped giving a shit about what you wanted when you sold our paid-for dishwasher to some rando

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LowExperience2368 - 1mon

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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Catfish - 1mon

Do we need to express post you some kittens?

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LowExperience2368 - 1mon

Yes please. My dog might not like them though.

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Catfish - 1mon

mostly white kitten

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LowExperience2368 - 1mon

Look at those toe beans!

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SpinMeRound - 1mon

Alfie understands these feels and sends you love.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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Catfish - 1mon

That floof!

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

What's it all about

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LowExperience2368 - 1mon

Sending love back to Alfie ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜

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melbaboutown - 1mon

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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LowExperience2368 - 1mon

๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซถ

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt - 1mon

My modded switch was a great purchase. Who doesn't like sitting in bed with the purr monster and playing some zelda?

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bacon - 1mon

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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force_majeure1234 @lemmy.world - 1mon

Can I please have rejuvenating soup of life elixir potion please

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bacon - 1mon

๐Ÿงซ

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SpinMeRound - 1mon

May I please have some chocolate ice cream?

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bacon - 1mon

๐Ÿซ๐Ÿจ

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Catfish - 1mon

Chef's choice so long as it has asparagus please

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bacon - 1mon

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿง‹

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TheWitchofThornbury2 - 1mon

Chef, R U O K?

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bacon - 1mon

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿซตโ“

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TheWitchofThornbury2 - 1mon

Good to know. Was getting a bit worried.

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

omg, listening to a book dramatisation of LOTR, up to Mount Doom, omg my heart is in my mouth it's so dramatic, scary, sad, tense, it's everything

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

good night everyone

sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜—

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

Today's weird opshop LP finds. I buy every comedy record I find except Bill Cosby.

first up, The Best of the Two Ronnies. These were a very famous comedy duo who in their sketch comedy show satirised the worst of popular culture

First track, a perfect rendition of treacly post war Scottish husband wife folk music duos, it was so spot on so ickle pretty sweet with perfect accents I had to check the disc to see if it was really them. God it was awful ..lol

Why was the Black and White Minstrel Show still a thing in 60s and 70s? Anyway, Corbett and Barker do "The Short and Fat Minstrel Show." I hope it offended fat and short racists and racists and sexists in general. Because what the fuck why did the black and white minstrel show even exist

the satire really is shocking , people forget how harsh and impolite we had to be to stop racism ( and it still hasn't stopped .) Every single racist trope is mentioned.

I am just ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

click at your own peril, to be antiracist you had to make commentary on racism and show examples https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ePC-uVKFI

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Catfish - 1mon

Oh yikes! That makeup is horrific. My clearest memory of them is treasure map knickers up a flagpole.

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

black face is always horrific

listening to the whole album

so much that went over my head when i was a teen I get now,

I'm now, Gees, the two ronnies are really championing all these equality causes plus they were contemporaries of Monty Python in the Civil Rights Era

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StudSpud The Starchy - 1mon

Having a lot of fun playing Ratchet and Clank on the PS2. I used to play the series ALL THE TIME! I reckon if I made different choices, I'd be a speedrunner for R&C, all my muscle memory is coming back from replaying it over and over in my teens.

And there's so much in the first game that Insomniac expanded on in 2 (going commando) and especially 3 (up your arsenal). I remember why Insomniac are my favourite devs/studio.

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melbaboutown - 1mon

That was a great game. Up Your Arsenal. I remember messing around and aiming patiently to snipe a circling aircraft out of the sky

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StudSpud The Starchy - 1mon

The Courtney Gears music video and song lives rent free in my head ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

A bad vodka hangover sung as the Volga Boat Song was inspired.

"Rising and falling, I feel a-ppalling, I'm a-bout to Heave Ho "

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

new reading glasses ๐Ÿ‘“

I can has read more easier now

but they are more useless for normal vision and I must be careful to take them off when I don't need them

( slightly uncomfortable , is this normal? )

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Catfish - 1mon

Sounds exactly like the ones I'm still getting used to. Great for screen/book but forget and look across the room = major dizzy

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Seagoon_ - 1mon

I lasted 20 minutes, looks like I'll have to ease into them

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